░▒▓█ Tryhards Hall of Shame █▓▒░

 [MeeM]serenegarden


Posted 13 May 2020 - 4:29 am
I am proud to announce the commencement of Voobly's Tryhards Hall of Shame (THoS). In this great forum post I will talk about the greatest tryhards ever witnessed in the lobbies of custom scenario on voobly.

uk.png #1 Damian uk.png
His fans call him Damian the Shapeshifter. Damian possessed the ability to transform graphics into whatever his heart desired. Damian used to change the tower and wall graphics on bloods maps to make it impossible for opponents to block him from clicking their tower to target it with ranged units. He replaced tower graphics with giant long tower to compensate for his lack of skill, and walls on khans blood with tiny short walls. Wait, it gets beter, it's highly likely that damian also changed saboteurs into war elephants to make them easier to see and click, he also changed graphics for khans to trebuchets to make them different from mangudai to see them instantly on maps like radical blood. On top of that Damian was also a noob basher and an account hopper. Although Damian was good at the game, he still found the need to cheat against noobs too, not just top players. Damian was a true shapeshifter, and after he got exposed, he ran away in shame, and for his great innoavtion in the field of tryharding, he deserves our #1 spot on THoS.

cl.png #2 Estigma cl.png
Dubbed as the greatest tryhard in history of Latin America by keen experts. Estigma is by far the greatest noob basher and point trader to ever live. Estigma did something so outrageous, and took it so far that it became stuff of legends. Estigma was a one trick pony who only played 1v1 vs noobs and point traded with his friends accounts. Some people even claim that Estigma was a freeze cheater. Estigma became #1 on cba ladder, with an absolutely magnificent jaw-dropping mind-blowing eye-catching ****-erecting Zanchy-butthurting record of 776-70 and a win streak of +227. Because there was no rating decay, Estigma kept his #1 rank even after years of not playing. Estigma also had a record of 415-1 with +128 win streak on an older ladder. Then one day the streak ended. Nobody cares or remembers how Estigma's streak ended, he was no longer relevant. Many have claimed to have ended Estigma's streak, including the great tryhard Zanchy who once posted screenshots about game freezing just before he won. For his great achievment Estigma earned his spot on THoS as the greatest streaker in history of AoC.

uk.png #3 Zanchy uk.png
Zanchy seems to gain his daily sustenance from winning in AoC against someone, anyone. This annoying tryhard used to be a point trader. Zanchy once sold his main account to a noob who wanted to brag about virtual points. The account was banned shortly after that. Fortunately Zanchy hasn't point traded or sold accounts in many years now, but he's still an annoying tryhard. Zanchy never gets bored or tired of repeating the same everything he does every day in AoC, with his daily noob bashing, daily bragging, daily clan war suggestion, and daily clan hopping. Zanchy is so tryhard that he would probably be upset that he's not #1 on this list. Nobody is sure what the goal of Zanchy is in tryharding in AoC on a day to day basis for many years. Perhaps he just enjoys being boring. For his account selling and longevity in being a tryhard, he deserves the #3 spot on THoS.

hu.png #4 Impulsive hu.png
His fans, including me, call him Peter the Great, because he truly is a man of greatness. Impulsive earned his spot on THoS in the most unprecedented fashion. He found his own domain of greatness, and he dominated it. Impulsive's goal was to reach very high rating from one account on all big ladders in AoC. Impulsive was very good at professional networking, he became friends with many top AoC players across all game modes, including his man crush Vezir. He began to ask those friends for favors, to play for him on his account. But friendship and love was not the only thing Impulsive offered, he was also a strong businessman. He used to pay strong RM/DM players money to win for him on the same account. Impulsive also point traded. Unfortunately though, it became very easy to prove that Impulsive was involved in account sharing and point trading, and thus he was banned. This is why we can't have nice things Voobly.

ca.png #5 Hellrazor and his name-hopping Pakistani friend pk.png
Those two players have always been irrelevant and nobody cares about them, but why are they on a prestigeous list such as THoS? Hellrazor and his name-hopping Pakistani friend are two of the most prolific account sharers in history of AoC. They have manipulated the RCB ladder for many years. what makes Hellrazor and his Pakistani friend so different from other account sharers is that they both live together, meaning that it is very hard to detect their manipulation. Over the course of the same match, both of them swap seats and play on each other's accounts. It is also possible that they are helping each other win in FFA matches when they are both in the same game. Their goal is to dominate the RCB ladder through FFA. Today Hellrazor also identifies as a 1v1 deathmatch one trick pony. He is top 20 on DM ladder, which is a testiment to the drop of skill on that ladder. Hellrazor and his name-hopping Pakistani friend deserve a spot on this list because of they innovated seat swap account sharing.

I hope today no one in custom scenario ladders is guilty of point trading and account sharing =) otherwise I demand the ban hammer to be spun. Thanks for reading.
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 ['RB']nhoobish


Posted 13 May 2020 - 5:09 am
Nice one.
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 HumilityChamp


Posted 13 May 2020 - 5:27 am
Loved it.
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 24_DeMo__


Posted 13 May 2020 - 6:10 am
good one
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 [mouz]jotita7


Posted 13 May 2020 - 7:28 am
ok boomer
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 [mouz]jotita7


Posted 13 May 2020 - 7:29 am
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 [Eot_]Trumplaris


Posted 13 May 2020 - 8:58 am
w0w what a read!
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 _IYIastA_


Posted 13 May 2020 - 9:56 am
More like this please.
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 [Eot_]RAJPUT__


Posted 13 May 2020 - 10:41 am
1111. If you write book in future i will surely buy it.
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 [7th]Sir_Duke


Posted 13 May 2020 - 11:52 am
I am proud to announce the commencement of Voobly's Tryhards Hall of Shame (THoS). In this great forum post I will talk about the greatest tryhards ever witnessed in the lobbies of custom scenario on voobly.

uk.png #1 Damian uk.png
His fans call him Damian the Shapeshifter. Damian possessed the ability to transform graphics into whatever his heart desired. Damian used to change the tower and wall graphics on bloods maps to make it impossible for opponents to block him from clicking their tower to target it with ranged units. He replaced tower graphics with giant long tower to compensate for his lack of skill, and walls on khans blood with tiny short walls. Wait, it gets beter, it's highly likely that damian also changed saboteurs into war elephants to make them easier to see and click, he also changed graphics for khans to trebuchets to make them different from mangudai to see them instantly on maps like radical blood. On top of that Damian was also a noob basher and an account hopper. Although Damian was good at the game, he still found the need to cheat against noobs too, not just top players. Damian was a true shapeshifter, and after he got exposed, he ran away in shame, and for his great innoavtion in the field of tryharding, he deserves our #1 spot on THoS.

cl.png #2 Estigma cl.png
Dubbed as the greatest tryhard in history of Latin America by keen experts. Estigma is by far the greatest noob basher and point trader to ever live. Estigma did something so outrageous, and took it so far that it became stuff of legends. Estigma was a one trick pony who only played 1v1 vs noobs and point traded with his friends accounts. Some people even claim that Estigma was a freeze cheater. Estigma became #1 on cba ladder, with an absolutely magnificent jaw-dropping mind-blowing eye-catching ****-erecting Zanchy-butthurting record of 776-70 and a win streak of +227. Because there was no rating decay, Estigma kept his #1 rank even after years of not playing. Estigma also had a record of 415-1 with +128 win streak on an older ladder. Then one day the streak ended. Nobody cares or remembers how Estigma's streak ended, he was no longer relevant. Many have claimed to have ended Estigma's streak, including the great tryhard Zanchy who once posted screenshots about game freezing just before he won. For his great achievment Estigma earned his spot on THoS as the greatest streaker in history of AoC.

uk.png #3 Zanchy uk.png
Zanchy seems to gain his daily sustenance from winning in AoC against someone, anyone. This annoying tryhard used to be a point trader. Zanchy once sold his main account to a noob who wanted to brag about virtual points. The account was banned shortly after that. Fortunately Zanchy hasn't point traded or sold accounts in many years now, but he's still an annoying tryhard. Zanchy never gets bored or tired of repeating the same everything he does every day in AoC, with his daily noob bashing, daily bragging, daily clan war suggestion, and daily clan hopping. Zanchy is so tryhard that he would probably be upset that he's not #1 on this list. Nobody is sure what the goal of Zanchy is in tryharding in AoC on a day to day basis for many years. Perhaps he just enjoys being boring. For his account selling and longevity in being a tryhard, he deserves the #3 spot on THoS.

hu.png #4 Impulsive hu.png
His fans, including me, call him Peter the Great, because he truly is a man of greatness. Impulsive earned his spot on THoS in the most unprecedented fashion. He found his own domain of greatness, and he dominated it. Impulsive's goal was to reach very high rating from one account on all big ladders in AoC. Impulsive was very good at professional networking, he became friends with many top AoC players across all game modes, including his man crush Vezir. He began to ask those friends for favors, to play for him on his account. But friendship and love was not the only thing Impulsive offered, he was also a strong businessman. He used to pay strong RM/DM players money to win for him on the same account. Impulsive also point traded. Unfortunately though, it became very easy to prove that Impulsive was involved in account sharing and point trading, and thus he was banned. This is why we can't have nice things Voobly.

ca.png #5 Hellrazor and his name-hopping Pakistani friend pk.png
Those two players have always been irrelevant and nobody cares about them, but why are they on a prestigeous list such as THoS? Hellrazor and his name-hopping Pakistani friend are two of the most prolific account sharers in history of AoC. They have manipulated the RCB ladder for many years. what makes Hellrazor and his Pakistani friend so different from other account sharers is that they both live together, meaning that it is very hard to detect their manipulation. Over the course of the same match, both of them swap seats and play on each other's accounts. It is also possible that they are helping each other win in FFA matches when they are both in the same game. Their goal is to dominate the RCB ladder through FFA. Today Hellrazor also identifies as a 1v1 deathmatch one trick pony. He is top 20 on DM ladder, which is a testiment to the drop of skill on that ladder. Hellrazor and his name-hopping Pakistani friend deserve a spot on this list because of they innovated seat swap account sharing.

I hope today no one in custom scenario ladders is guilty of point trading and account sharing =) otherwise I demand the ban hammer to be spun. Thanks for reading.

I probably havent seen anyone tryharding this much to be funny/mean on a smurfaccount since Archy left
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 [Eot_]Marvel__


Edited 13 May 2020 - 12:19 pm by [Eot_]Marvel__
I probably havent seen anyone tryharding this much to be funny/mean on a smurfaccount since Archy left
Pretty sure it's the 23RaidingParty kid, forgot what he's actually called.

Post still made me laugh though, it was a little bit funny to be honest 11
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 [xCs]_Jv


Posted 13 May 2020 - 1:49 pm
u wrote all of it alone?
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 ['RB']ZottenDree


Posted 13 May 2020 - 2:45 pm
Its funny because all of it is true
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 [B3N1T0]AzeRat


Posted 13 May 2020 - 3:21 pm
zanchyrat the BEST tryharder in voobly ;flowers
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 Anik3t_


Posted 13 May 2020 - 5:15 pm
Was a good read. I offer you a content writing internship for this.
Will give you my signed certificate upon completion.


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